Dress up like a slut~!
That would be awkward as a straight man at a party where quite a few of the other men are gay.
Not to mention that mini-skirts don't fit me.
And neither do fishnet pantyhoses or the color pink.
I really wanna go as the guy from Clockwork Orange, but I don't have a white suit.
And I'm definitely not going as Charlie Chaplin again, since 2 years ago the host stole my hat and cane, effectively making it a Hitler costume. (and that was really awkward because I didn't know half of the guests)