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Re: New movies Discussion !
« Reply #3150 on: December 10, 2016, 08:09:17 AM »
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Re: New movies Discussion !
« Reply #3151 on: December 18, 2016, 02:01:23 PM »
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So yesterday I watched "Fantastic Beasts and where to find them".

Summary: bumbling idiot with magical powers who's probably the worst animal carer ever arrives to New York and commits repeated felonies of property damage, break and enter and reckless endangerment while trying to remedy to the problems caused by his own incompetence, but somehow is lucky enough to not kill anyone in the process and happens to be there when an international criminal is caught so is the hero of the story even though in fact he basically did nothing useful at all.

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Re: New movies Discussion !
« Reply #3152 on: December 18, 2016, 02:34:34 PM »
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So yesterday I watched "Fantastic Beasts and where to find them".

Summary: bumbling idiot with magical powers who's probably the worst animal carer ever arrives to New York and commits repeated felonies of property damage, break and enter and reckless endangerment while trying to remedy to the problems caused by his own incompetence, but somehow is lucky enough to not kill anyone in the process and happens to be there when an international criminal is caught so is the hero of the story even though in fact he basically did nothing useful at all.
I was going to make a counter argument to that but then when I stopped to think about I realized that this is in fact completely accurate...
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Re: New movies Discussion !
« Reply #3153 on: December 18, 2016, 03:37:44 PM »
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I was going to make a counter argument to that but then when I stopped to think about I realized that this is in fact completely accurate...

On the other hand, the movie confirms the impression that all magical judiciary systems in the HP universe are utter piles of dogshit and that the spinoff we would really need would be a TV show about a magical lawyer trying to introduce revolutionary concepts like "fair trial", "presumption of innocence", "proportional justice" and "fucking noticing when some functionary who can issue instant death sentences has been replaced by a notorious international criminal".

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Re: New movies Discussion !
« Reply #3154 on: December 20, 2016, 02:06:37 AM »
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Yet another pointless sequel. :face-normal Mostly I'm worried about how they'll handle the Deckard ambiguity...

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Re: New movies Discussion !
« Reply #3155 on: December 20, 2016, 10:13:40 PM »
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Yet another pointless sequel. :face-normal Mostly I'm worried about how they'll handle the Deckard ambiguity...

I don't know about pointless, but Ridley Scott infamously claimed that Deckard is a replicant in his movie and since he's producing the sequel they'll either lean that way or state it explicitly.

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Re: New movies Discussion !
« Reply #3156 on: February 03, 2017, 01:58:03 AM »
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